Curse

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 07:09 PM // 19:09

"OH NO THE SPAMMER IS HERE!" - the site closes down in an attempt to stop a spammer :P

Doooom · Oct 06, 2005, 07:17 PM // 19:17

"Hey look I got 2 gold drops on the same mission!" - ANet immediately begins work on a new patch to cut down on drops

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 07:18 PM // 19:18

"OH NOES, THE NERF BAT" - everyone ducks as a massive nerf bat comes and nerfs everything good in the game :\

Tur713 · Oct 08, 2005, 10:20 AM // 10:20

"Who's leading?" - Target elementalist or monk team mate gets -20 armor and is required to be in front of the group.

kitolz · Oct 08, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19

"I'm the best!"

Causes everyone to know that you are, in fact, NOT the best.

Storm Crow · Oct 08, 2005, 09:31 PM // 21:31

"STRIP!"

Causes all nearby dancing female Elementalists to stop dancing and use "B*tch Slap" on you. "B*tch Slap" has a 100% chance of success and you recieve "Testicular Cancer".

Storm Crow · Oct 08, 2005, 10:21 PM // 22:21

"Heavy Cotton Bathrobe"

In relation to the shout "STRIP!" this skill is immediately activated. for 5...60 seconds, you put on a heavy cotton bathrobe and dance like a famale Warrior. (Att.: Male Warrior Angering)

Farin · Oct 09, 2005, 12:07 AM // 00:07

"I'm Casting Pacifism on *Instert Target foe name here*"
Competition Arenas Shout

Causes all party members to attack target foe.

Platinum Agent · Nov 06, 2005, 04:28 AM // 04:28

Came across this thread while forum searching, time to add an uber shout

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"IWAY's on iTunes!"

For 20 seconds, you hear a repeated voice saying "IWAY".

"Yay! It's a female elementalist!"

For 10 seconds, you are paralyzed from gawking at the female elementalist. After these 10 seconds, you automatically die

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Farthest Point · Nov 06, 2005, 05:29 AM // 05:29

"I hope I actually do something good!"
Give you 1/1000000 chance of doing +1 dmg

FFF_WarRaven · Nov 06, 2005, 05:56 AM // 05:56

"BEER!"- Whole party stops for a drink, while they send you into a mob alone pay for it, +1 to Chugging.

"WTF IS GWEN!?"-Causes target ally to focas switch to tapestry, and wave it at foes like a crazed matador, +1 to tapestry weaving 5% chance (grandmothers use this to make their grandchildren cheezy winter sweaters).

:::End Transmission:::

Storm Crow · Nov 06, 2005, 06:04 AM // 06:04

"/dance in the middle of an attempted sync dance"

Causes target sync dance to automatically stop, glare at you, and beat you to a bloody pulp, using the sharp eges of the ice in the Grotto to use "Perpertual Bleeding" on you. No defensive skills, including "MOMMY!!!", effect this skill.

"MOMMY!!!"

Causes all players in city to start rushing towards you. You have -100 armor vs. all tyes of damage, and 1 Health for each person in the city.

nightrunner · Nov 06, 2005, 07:00 AM // 07:00

"Defense against Idiots:" 4 Adrenaline. All idiots in CA are Err 7'd. Reason the skill was removed: 5 people isn't enough to make 2 teams.

Omega_2005 · Nov 06, 2005, 01:51 PM // 13:51

"FOOKER! FOOKER!! FOOKER!!!"

This skill offends nearby allies and instantly ignores and reports you for harrassment, making you instantly lose 24 days play time!

Platinum Agent · Nov 06, 2005, 02:16 PM // 14:16

"I Won't Avenge You!"

2 Adrenaline. Causes all dead allies to be ressurrected and join the enemy team to destroy you. When used in PvE, this causes all dead allies to be ressurrected and leave the game to power up the enemy monsters to "Invincible Mode".

Sofonisba · Nov 11, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26

"Oops - My Bad!"

Adrenaline-based
Shouter receives 1 fame, 500gp, and hundreds of guild invites

TheGuildWarsPenguin · Nov 11, 2005, 08:31 PM // 20:31

This shout pwns aLL!

Uses all real shouts and the ones made in this topic.
When TSPA ends, you get a throat infection and get a free trip to a part of the underworld full of vengefull aatxes. If your a farmer, you get banned from every online game in the universe.